By Clint Smith
Local snake oil salesman and supreme leader, Dr. Ignatius Piazza and his handy junior henchman, Brad, announced recently that they have been swindled out of thousands of dollars in a fundraising scheme concocted by a shady lawyer/businessman. Who could have seen that coming? In light of this cash-flow dilemma, the Supreme Leader has announced he will now be placing the burden of fixing his poor financial management squarely on the shoulders of those who have supported him through the years. Needless to say, his loyal following is now anything but. What will become of the millionaire patriot? Only time will tell. In the mean time, the supreme leader can be found on the the alley off Tropicana and Las Vegas Blvd. hawking old Front Sight merchandise for exorbitantly high prices, his buddy Brad faithfully holding the sandwich board which reads
any help is appreciated GOD BLESS.